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cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

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Anonymous asked:

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia answered:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

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bonnsexuality:

sam-cortland:

Never apologize for your fluency in english.
If you have a different mother tongue, you are under no obligation to know english at all, let alone fluent english.
Never let anyone make you feel bad for not speaking proper english.
Be proud of your mother tongue.
Why should we learn their language when they mock and refuse to learn our own.

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pretentious-galactic-unicat:

jacksonspace:

forevergrilo:

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

chubbycartwheels:

hola-my-mishamigos-and-timelords:

toxicscars666:

“Proof” updated version.

STOP IT I’M FREAKING OUT

I am both scared and excited

LET’S NOT FORGET THE FUCKING DALEK EYESTALK THAT WASHED UP IN FLORIDA

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Or the Utah Cave Painting resembling the TARDIS~

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let me repost this again

Not to mention the fact Mars is full of water.

Ladies and gentlemen, Gallifrey

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Remember those things the Master had? So:

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Crack in time?

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HE LIVES.

So now I’m just gonna sit down and wait.

i just nearly fell down the stairs running to tell my dad that the doctor is real and that the internet has proof… 

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let’s not forget about this painting that has been made in 1959.It looks like Amy and Rory who actually lived somewhere around that time

This is my favorite post ever

Everytime I see this post again, it has been updated with lots more information that seriously make me if all is real.

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Found this in a subway station,

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and that’s an ancient Scottish symbol 

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does anybody remember this or

OH SNAP

IT GOT BETTER

Whovians, prepare for battle. The battle for Earth.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST ITS BEEN UPDATED WITH MORE PROOF WHICH MAKES ME BOTH VERY EXCITED AND A LITTLE SCARED

This is why Doctor Who fandom is fucking amazing. 

*flailing*

I’m not even a part of the fandom, but this deserves a reblog because, um, WOW. WHOVIANS, YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY LUCKY TO HAVE ALL THIS STUFF THAT POINTS TOWARDS YOUR STUFF POSSIBLY BEING REAL.

WHY THE FUCK HASN’T ANYBODY FOUND PROOF OF HUNTERS BEING REAL YET?!

Anyone else ever notice that the first Doctor looks just like Saint John Vianny? No, just me?

The other day my brother was at church and he found that St. John Vianny looks just like the first doctor!

THAT FUKNIGN LAST ONE GOD DAMN IT HE IS REAL HE LIVES